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	<title><![CDATA[Don't Look Too Closely]]></title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Take a look into the wild,&nbsp;chaotic, and frankly disturbing,&nbsp;mind of a young would-be writer from the UK.  Just don't look too closely...]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[How to win friends and influence people]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13621/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[It's nearly nine o'clock on Friday evening. My idiot brother is singing out of tune while playing incoherently on his guitar downstairs. My father is playing a piece of music...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Pink Panther and the Inflatable Exercise Ball]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13579/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Hmm that sounds like a good title for a movie... Or maybe not. As it happens, the two elements of today's title are not actually linked by anything other than the fact that they...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Down with Chelsea! Hurrah! Oh, and Fur Elise news...]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13554/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Apologies to the hoards of American readers or non-football supporters&nbsp;who come here regularly (yeah right) but unless you follow English football the following may well...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Explosive Issues and the White Stripes]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13450/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I think we need a bit of a national re-education campaign to get going. Its ironic that everyone knows the rhyme "remember, remember, the fifth of November," and yet it seems...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 14:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Slow News Day]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13412/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Following on from the serious current affairs&nbsp;nature of the earlier post, it seemed only appropriate to continue the theme. Unfortunately your loyal correspondent is...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 13:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[State of the World Address]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13402/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is it that when men reach a certain level of political office, they no longer view themselves as elected statesmen, but more as saviors of the human race? Last night I saw...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Half-post...]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13381/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, latest update in the thrilling "there's an enormous picture of a cat on your blog" saga... I decided to take it down again because I realised how irritating it got if you...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All change]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13378/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a brief bonus post to point out the small but significant changes made to the blog you know and love (or couldn't really care less about). Firstly, you may have noticed...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All Roads Lead To Ramble]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13376/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Another day, another earth-shatteringly brilliant post-title. But what does it all mean? That's a question anyone visiting this journal will have been asking for two years now,...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For Lisa]]></title>
		<link>http://simark1931.bravejournal.com/entry/13362/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Well today is Wednesday, and in&nbsp;the world of your&nbsp;lowly journalist that means 'piano day'. This is one of those big changes that has happened in the gap since the last...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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